Author: ssodergren
Company: ACCC

Hotel Calcformula
The Angles

Down a dark lecture hallway, school wind in my hair 
Warm smell of Calculus, permeating the air 
Up ahead in the classroom, I saw them figuring mass
My head grew weary and my brain knew then
I had to stop for the class
There she stood at the lectern
I heard the school bell
And I was thinking to myself, 
'Is this Room 7 or is this Room Hell' 
Then she lit the projector and she showed me the proof
There were voices in the lecture hall,
I thought I heard them spoof... 

Welcome to the Hotel Calcformula 
Such a brainy place (such a brainy place)
Such a brainy place 
Plenty of room at the Hotel Calcformula 
Any school year (any school year), you can learn it here 

Her graph is definitely twisted, see how it curves and bends
She got a lot of nerdy, nerdy boys, that she calls friends 
How they cram in the schoolyard, sweet study sweat
Some cram and remember, some cram and forget 

So I asked my Professor,
'Why the tangent line' 
And he said, 'We haven't seen Isaac Newton here since sixteen sixty nine' 
And still his theories are calling beyond the grave, 
Wake you up in the middle of the class
Just to hear them rave...

Welcome to the Hotel Calcformula 
Such a brainy place (such a brainy place)
Such a brainy place
They're provin' it up at the Hotel Calcformula
Come to analyze (come to analyze), there's no alibis

Vectors on the chalkboard,
I think my grade will dive
And she said 'You must all just remember here, don't drink and derive' 
And in the tutor's chambers, 
They gathered for their quest
They cram it nearly all the night 
But they just can't ace the test 

Last thing I remember, I was
Searching for the door 
I had to learn the topics back 
In the class I took before
'Relax,' said the teacher, 
We will learn to integrate. 
You can withdraw any time you like,
but you won't graduate!

Mathematic Man
DesHartes

Crammed one night not long ago
My grade was not so strong you know
A tutor man came to me
Gonna help me review
You know I could not make an A
It seemed, a passing grade was just a dream
It seemed like he knew it
We got right to it, yeah
"Rise and run, girl" he said with a smile
"You don't have to learn it yet
Let's plot lines awhile
But try to comprehend
Try to comprehend
Try try try to comprehend
I'm a mathematic man."

Winter nights we solved 'til dawn
Soon I thought all hope was gone
I'll never be so clever
This class seems like forever
Spring semester turned to fall
Tried real hard to learn it all
Mama says she's worried
Graduate in a hurry, yeah
"Rise and run, girl" mama cried was a slope
"Too soon to give up maybe but my girl is losing hope!"
"But try to comprehend, try to comprehend
Try try try to comprehend
He's a mathematic man, mama, ah...
He's a mathematic man"

"Rise and run, girl" he said was a slope
"I cast my spell of math on you, a genius from a dope!"
But try to comprehend, try to comprehend, oh... oh....
Try try to comprehend
Try try try to comprehend
He's a mathematic man!"
Oh, he's got the lesson plan

"Rise and run, girl" he said with a smile
"You don't have to learn it yet
Let's plot lines awhile
But try to comprehend
Try to comprehend
Try try try to comprehend
I'm a mathematic man." yeah... oh...

I'm a Deriver
Derivor

Rise and run
Domain and range
Did my time with my functions
Want the instantaneous rate of change
Just a man and his will to derive
You spent the time
You have all the tools
The chain, or quotient, or product
Don't lose your grip on the Calculus rules
You must master them all to derive

You see, I'm a deriver
It's extrema we hunt
Risin' up to the challenge of our finals
'Til the last known deriver stalks his critical point
I'll be watching it all because I'm a deriver

Min to max
Valley to peak
Inflection
And concavity
They wrack our brains, still the challenge we seek
For the thrill and the skill to derive...

You see, I'm a deriver
It's extrema we hunt
Risin' up to the challenge of our finals
'Til the last known deriver stalks his critical point
I'll be watching it all because I'm a deriver

Rise and run
Straight to the top
Had the smarts got the glory
Found the distance now I've got to go plot
Just a man and his will to derive

You see, I'm a deriver
It's extrema we hunt
Risin' up to the challenge of our finals
'Til the last known deriver stalks his critical point
I'll be watching it all because I'm a deriver

See, I'm a deriver......
See, I'm a deriver......
See, I'm a deriver......
See, I'm a deriver......

Plus or Minus Two
U Squared

See equations in your eyes,
See the one for sample size,
I'm within two.

Take a poll and estimate,
And it never fails she's within eight,
And I want within two.

Plus or minus two,
Plus or minus two.

Through the norm we sample more,
She gave her all, got within four,
And I want within two.

Plus or minus two,
Plus or minus two...ah, ah
I'm within
Plus or minus two.

And you solve your life away,
And you solve your life away,
And you solve,
And you solve,
And you solve your life away.

My brain is fried,
My mind confused, she's left me with
Something to learn and
Something left to prove.

And you solve your life away,
And you solve your life away,
And you solve,
And you solve,
And you solve your life away.

Plus or minus two,
Plus or minus two...ah, ah
I'm within
Plus or minus two.
Oh, oh, oh, oh...
Plus or minus two,
Plus or minus two...ah, ah
I'm within
Plus or minus two.
Plus or minus two.

Two...Two

Every Test You Take
The Cops

Every test you take
And every grade you make
Every rule you break, every class you take
I'll be teachin' you

Every single week
Come and see the geek
For the math you seek, I will be your freak
I'll be teachin' you

Oh, can't you see
You need your degree
How your brain will ache
From every class you take
Every grade you make
And every rule you break
If you're not a flake, if you stay awake
I'll be teaching you

Since you dropped, class just has not been the same
I grade at night, I can only see your name
I look around, without you it seems so lame
I feel so bad that you won't hear me proclaim
Excuse my dear Auntie, Sally, please

Oh, can't you see
You need your degree
How your brain will ache
From every class you take
Every grade you make
And every rule you break
If you're not a flake, if you stay awake
I'll be teaching you
Every grade you make, every class you take
I'll be teaching you

I'll be teaching you

Every test you take
Every grade you make
Every rule you break, every class you take
I'll be teachin' you

Every single week
Come and see the geek
For the math you seek, I will be your freak
I'll be teachin' you

Every grade you make
Every rule you break
If you're not a flake, if you stay awake
I'll be teaching you

Every single week
Come and see the geek
For the math you seek, I will be your freak
I'll be teachin' you

Every test you take
Every grade you make
Every rule you break, every class you take
I'll be teachin' you

Every single week
Come and see the geek
For the math you seek, I will be your freak
I'll be teachin' you

Every test you take
Every grade you make
Every rule you break, every class you take
I'll be teachin' you

Every single week
Come and see the geek
For the math you seek, I will be your freak
I'll be teachin' you

Pi With A Little Help From My Friends
Joe Crocker

What would you do if I filled a balloon
Could you calculate volume for me?
Measure the sphere and take radius cubed
Times four-thirds and that number near three
 
Oh, baby, I get pi (PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)
All I need is my studies (PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)
I say I'm gonna get pi (PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)
Oh....oh....oh....yea (OOOO....OOOO...OOOO)

What do I do with my geometry
(DOES IT WORRY YOU TO SEE A CONE)  No...No
How do I deal with one-eighty degrees
(ARE YOU GLAD WHEN YOUR ANGLE'S PRONE)

I tell ya, don't need to say it no more (PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)
Gonna get pi with my friends (PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)
Hey, hey, hey, I'm gonna try (PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)
Keep on gettin' pi, lord (OOOO....OOOO....OOOO)

(DO YOU NEED TRIGONOMETRY)
I need buttons to punch
(COULD IT BE TRIGONOMETRY)
All I need is someone...(OH...OH...OH...OH) know just where I'm goin', yea (OH...OH...OH...OH) somebody knows what I'm showin'

Baby (PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)
Gonna calculate it with my friends (PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)
Oh...oh....I'm gonna keep on tryin' (PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)
I'm gonna keep on tryin' (OOOO....OOOO....OOOO)

(WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT I'M NOT VERY BRIGHT)
I'm certain it happens all the time
(WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN TWO ANGLES UNITE)
I can't tell ya, but it sure feels like my life

(PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)
Don't ya know I'm gonna make it with my friends (PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)
I promise myself I'll get pi (PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)
Said I'm gonna try it but not too hard (OOO...OOO...OOO)

(DO YOU NEED TRIGONOMETRY)
Ahhhhh...ahhhhh...ahhhhh...yea, yea, yea
(COULD IT BE TRIGONOMETRY)
All it's gotta be is somebody...(OH...OH...OH...OH) know just where I'm goin', yea (OH...OH...OH...OH) somebody tell me now

Oh, yea, yea, yea (PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)
Said I'm gonna get pi with my friends (PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)
Oh...yes....I'm gonna keep tryin' now (PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)
Keep on tryin' with my friends (PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)

Oh, oh, ain't nothin' gonna stop me anymore (PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)
I'm gonna keep on tryin', now (PI WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS)
Three point one four one (OOOO...OOOO...OOOO)
five nine two six, lord (OOOO...OOOO...OOOO)
five three five eight nine (OOOO...OOOO...OOOO)
don't this number never end? (OOOO...OOOO...OOOO)
I'm losin' my voice (OOOO...OOOO...OOOO)
four three three eight (OOOO...OOOO...OOOO)
three two seven (OOOO...OOOO...OOOO)
seven come eleven, now...

Pi Girl
The Computations

I've got cosines on a cloudy day
When it's cold outside I've got the angle's rays
My head's too full
What makes me irrational
Pi Girl, Pi Girl (Pi Girl)
Talkin' bout Pi Girl (Pi Girl)

I've got so many digits rationals envy me
I've got numbers on and on to infinity
Well, my head's too full
What makes me irrational
Pi Girl, Pi Girl (Pi Girl)
Talkin' bout Pi Girl (Pi Girl)
Ooh...ooh...ooh

Three, Point, One
Four, One, Five

Ooh...ooh...ooh...yeah

I don't need no money, fortune, or fame
I've got all the digits baby one man can name
Well, my head's too full
What makes me irrational
Pi Girl, Pi Girl (Pi Girl)
Talkin' bout Pi Girl (Pi Girl)
(Talkin' bout Pi Girl)

I've got cosines on a cloudy day with Pi Girl
I've even got the angle's rays with Pi Girl
Talkin' bout, talkin bout, talkin bout Pi Girl
Ooh...Pi Girl
That's all I can talk about is Pi Girl