Author: ssodergren
Company: ACCC

Math to the Bone
George Thoronerd

Well, on the day I was born, the teachers all gathered 'round
And they gazed at the numbers, on the boy they had found
The math nerd spoke up, said "He's one of our own!"
He could tell right away, that I was math to the bone

Math to the bone
Math to the bone
M-M-M-M-M-Math
M-M-M-M-M-Math
M-M-M-M-M-Math
Math to the bone

I filled a thousand brains, before I met you
I'll fill a thousand more baby, before I am through
I wanna be your teacher baby, help ya solve on your own
'Til infinity honey, I'll be math to the bone

Math to the bone
M-M-M-M-M-Math
M-M-M-M-M-Math
M-M-M-M-M-Math
Math to the bone

I'll make a Psych major solve, I'll make an Art major graph
I'll make a Lit major plot, and make a Chem major laugh
I wanna be your teacher baby, help ya solve on your own
'Til infinity honey, I'll be math to the bone

M-M-M-M-M-Math
M-M-M-M-M-Math
M-M-M-M-M-Math
Math to the bone

When I start to teach, then the chalk dust will fly
Every person I reach, will learn to simplify
I wanna be your teacher baby, help ya solve on your own
'Til infinity honey, I'll be math to the bone

Math to the bone
M-M-M-M-M-Math
M-M-M-M-M-Math
M-M-M-M-M-Math
Math to the bone

Ned Tangent
Catch Math Fever

Well, they don't know where it comes from 
But it always comes 
I hope they get it from me 
And they don't know how they'll get it 
But they sure get it good 
I know eventually 

They're gonna catch math fever 
Catch math fever 

Well, the first time that I got it 
I was in seventh grade
I got it from my Algebra book
I went to see the teacher and 
She taught me to factor 
I think that's when I was hooked

It made me catch math fever 
Catch math fever 
I got advanced math fever 
Catch math fever 

It's nothin dangerous
I feel no curse
Delta is ch-ch-change 
You know you got it when you're always inverse
I'm always multiplyin' ... plyin'
Numbers in my head

Well, the calculator purrs with
The stroke of my hand 
They know I got batteries
They know just where to go 
When they need their number man 
They know I'd do it for free

I'll help ya catch math fever 
Catch math fever
Can't help but catch math fever 
Catch math fever 

Catch math fever 
Catch math fever 
Catch math fever 
Catch math fever 
Catch math fever 
Catch math fever 

ToneDef Leppard
Plotagraph
 
I'm outta chalk, outta luck
Gotta plotagraph, picture of
Conic section, it's no stretch
You're the only one I wanna sketch
I see your curves every time I dream 
Concavity, max and min extremes
Coordinates and vertices
You're all I want, my symmetry

Oh, look what you've done to this math'matician
Oh Oh, look what you've done 

Plotagraph - I just want-ta 
Plotagraph - I just need-ta 
Plotagraph - All I want is to plotagraph 
I can't get enough

I'll be your grapher, if you dare
A parabola, with a square 
Exponential, you grow wild
You make every graph look like a child 
You got some rationality
Your asymptotes to infinity
Coordinates and vertices
You're all I want, my symmetry

Oh, look what you've done to this math'matician
Oh Oh, look what you've done 
I've gotta plot you

Plotagraph - I just want-ta 
Plotagraph - I just need-ta 
Plotagraph - All I want is to plotagraph 
You've gone straight to my brain

Oh, look what you've done to this math'matician
Oh Oh, look what you've done 
I've gotta plot you

Plotagraph - I just want-ta 
Plotagraph - I just need-ta 
Plotagraph - All I want is to plotagraph 
I wanna sketch you

OOOOOOOOOOO

Mathematical Girl
Mathonna

Some boys love art, some boys drama
I think that's passe
If they don't care about my bell curves
I just walk away

Jocks can flex and they can pose
But that won't float my boat
'Cuz only guys who analyze
Approach my asymptote, 'cause we are

Living in a math'matical world
And I'm a mathematical girl
You know that we are living in a math'matical world
And I'm a mathematical girl

The boys who dance, just have no chance
Of ringing my bells
If they can't find my interest I com-
pound with someone else

There are dopes who can't find slope
They rise and run away
I want boys who save their theorems
For a brainy day, 'cause they are

Living in a math'matical world
And I'm a mathematical girl
You know that we are living in a math'matical world
And I'm a mathematical girl

Living in a math'matical world (math'matical)
Living in a math'matical world
Living in a math'matical world (math'matical)
Living in a math'matical world

If you're a guy who's a Stats book shy
Of a total shelf
You're not my math man, so you just can
Go function yourself, 'cause everybody's

Living in a math'matical world
And I'm a mathematical girl
You know that we are living in a math'matical world
And I'm a mathematical girl

A math'matical, a math'matical, a math'matical, a math'matical world

Living in a math'matical world (math'matical)
Living in a math'matical world

You Dork, You Dork
Old Four Eyes

Start gettin' the clues, I'm nerdy today
I want to make a name of it - You Dork, You Dork
These white wing-tip shoes, will give me away
Right now I'm not ashamed of it - You Dork, You Dork

No need to work up any pity, cuz I'm a geek
You'll find I'm king of the dull, top of the dweebs 

These cool attitudes, are melting away 
I'll take a stand for who I am - as old You Dork
I'll wear high-water pants, each time I get the chance 
I am to you - You Dork, You Dork

You Dork, You Dork
No need to work up any pity, cuz I'm a geek
Cuz I'm a statistician, algebraist,
Calculus fan, a number man. 

These middle ground blues, are melting away 
I'm gonna deviate far from the mean - as old You Dork
And.... No matter when or where, I'm gonna make a perfect square
The proud the few - You Dork, You Dork You Dork....

Say that funky number, Math Guy Weird Cherry

Hey, prove it now...
Yeah, hey

Yeah, I was a funky teacher
Teachin' trigonometry class
And provin' all the theorems (yea)
And learnin' 'bout Pythagoras

With unit circles 'round me,
Degrees just had me feelin' so low,
So I converted quickly (yes I did)
And worked 'em out in radian mode

Yeah, there were tangents and secants and groovin' to the provin'
And just then digits we already learned about they shouted
Say that funky number, Math Guy
3.14159
Say that funky number, Math Guy
Lay down that theory and say that funky number 'til you die
Number Pi...oh, 'til you die

<GUITAR SOLO>

Now at first it wasn't easy
Angles, radians, cosines
The folks were gettin' queasy
I thought I'd have to go back to lines
But now it's so much better (it's so much better)
They're triggin' out in every way
I'll never lose that feelin' (you know I won't)
Of how I taught that lesson that day

When there were tangents and secants and groovin' to the provin'
And just then digits we already learned about they shouted
Say that funky number, Math Guy
Say that funky number Pi
Say that funky number, Math Guy
Lay down that theory and say that funky number 'til you die
Number Pi...oh, 'til you die

They shouted say that funky number
(Say that funky number)
Say that funky number
(That irrational non-terminating number)
Say that funky number
(Say that funky number)
Say that funky number
(That number that goes on forever)

Pi Lombardo Orchestra
Auld Lang Pi

Should auld circumference be forgot
remember radii
Should auld circumference be forgot
Diameter times pi
Three point one four one five nine two,
Six five three five eight nine,
Seven nine three eternally,
Our auld friend pi.

Should auld circumference be forgot
remember radii
Should auld circumference be forgot
Diameter times pi
Three point one four one five nine two,
Six five three five eight nine,
Seven nine three eternally,
Our auld friend pi.